mybelovedcheshire:

#his own name is his pickup line

(Source: alwaysblamingniall)

doctorwho:

harryinatardis:

Hipster Fez Guy

(Source: mikbeth)

(Source: lightntangy)

No, Loki: wantstobelieve: oooh are we talking about luke rn?? oh yay there is...

wantstobelieve:

oooh are we talking about luke rn?? oh yay

there is the possibility that should hiddleston really is not-het luke is his boyfran irl but i think it’d be too easy? and anyway i think luke would be far too professional to start a relationship with a client. i see him…

(Source: erosum)

nerdswhoviansandacesohmy:

allons-ytobakerstreet:

lead-fear-into-light:

parentingautism:

thegirlwiththefoxmask:

skypirateness:

ilovemockingjays:

click & drag.

My house: Slytherin

My lover’s house: Gryffindor

Your enemy’s house: Slytherin

My house: Hufflepuff

Lover’s house: Slytherin

Enemy’s house: Ravenclaw

LULZ

My House: Gryffindor
My Lover’s House: Slytherin
My Enemy’s House: Hufflepuff

My house: Hufflepuff (FUCK YES LOL)

Lover’s house: Slytherin (me gusta)

Enemy’s house: Ravenclaw

My house: Ravenclaw (aw yeah)

Lover’s house: Ravenclaw

Enimy’s house: Slytherin

My house: Slytherin

Lover’s House: Gryffindor

Enemy’s house: Gryffindor

My house: Hufflepuff (YEEEEEAH THIS IS FATE)

Lover’s house: Ravenclaw 

Enemy’s house: Slytherin

mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal